I was accessing my Optus online account today and got this message.

Okay, here’s the irony. I am using Optus Wireless (Broadband Unplugged Turbo G Fast Wireless Broadband) to access the Optus homepage, and they tell me that my internet connection is slow. Priceless!

Click on the image for a bigger / clearer picture. If the image is scaled, click on it once more to zoom in. This happened when my modem told me I have full HSDPA bandwidth.

Update (06/04/08): It seems Optus is very slow for web browsing, despite getting reasonably good results on official speed test results. This seems to be consistent problem - investigate here. Comment if you are having trouble too.

Update (12/04/08): When you type “optus wireless broadband slow”, you get the 7th result as this. Read what it says straight after: “We’ve noticed your internet connection is slow…”. This is a Google gimmick, not an Optus fault, but still funny! Click on image for larger view.